I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I think I sprained my soul last night
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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