The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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