Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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