Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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