i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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