That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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