I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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