no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
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What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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