Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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