well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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