Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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