That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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