Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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