I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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