Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
where am i from again
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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