if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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