Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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