How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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