whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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