Only a mothe r could love this liver
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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