just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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