and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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