I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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