You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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