Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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