did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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