Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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