problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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