is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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