i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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