Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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