these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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