Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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