In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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