she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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