we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
This is classic penis vs brain.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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