im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
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I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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