why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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