Plan B is the new Plan A
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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