Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Randomize