Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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