i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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