He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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