I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I forget how to act sober
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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