Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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