Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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