the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I'm bleeding and have questions
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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