your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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