I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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