we have officially lost it.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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she smelled like a LAN party
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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